What is a good comeback when someone says that you are short?

Question

I am in the 5th grade and this girl named Alexis is always picking on me,and she said that I am a short *****! I need a good comeback.Can you help me?

Answer 1

My comeback:

"I'm not short...my legs reach all the way to the ground!"

Answer 2

just say so what!!! tell them to suck a lemon

Answer 3

"At least I don't look like a body stuck on a pair of broomsticks!"

"I know you're embarassed. Don't worry, your tree-like build will even out soon!"

"I'd rather be short than piled up like you are!"

"I'm happy being short. Rain hits you first!"

Answer 4

I am under average height as is my son (he just turned 10 and is exactly 4 foot tall), we are both told all the time that we are short, here are a few of the things we say to people.

I am not short, I am vertically challenged.

I'm just unusually not-tall.

I still have time to grow, you will always be obnoxious.

But at least I am cute!

And make sure that no matter what you say, when you say it, you have a big smile on your face, cause that will be more aggravating to her than anything else and hopefully she will leave you alone eventually.  

Answer 5

Just tell her that when you're standing up both feet touch the ground.