What is a good excuse that you can think of?

Question

Just askin!!!!! *laugh*

Answer 1

i don't know...

um, my dog ate my homework is a classic!

Answer 2

im going with my mom some where

Answer 3

is ur in middle school/high school say you had to drop your kid off at daycare. hhaahhaa .

Answer 4

i have rabies

i'm shitzsophrenic

i boke both my ankles twice in my dreams

Answer 5

My dog did it

Jenn

Answer 6

not going to tell you cause you asked a stupid question lol

Answer 7

i got lost in the middle of the woods then a hugry bear came & attacked me so i beat the sh*t out of him!

Answer 8

that I was high on Vodka??

Answer 9

I have a few...but for what are you asking an excuse for?

Answer 10

I was on my period and bled to my ankles! true story.

Answer 11

I woke up dead...can't come to work today!

Answer 12

"femenine problems"

:D

Answer 13

i was sick

I was with family

Answer 14

I rescued a duck.    

Answer 15

i was sick

Answer 16

an excuse for wat??

Answer 17

I ran out of Riboflavin

Answer 18

i lost my memory?! lol

Answer 19

I forgot

My sister did it

I was on vacation

I don't know how

My dog ate it

I slept through my alarm

I'm too tired

I'm sick

I missed the bus

I can't drive

My mom/dad has to work

I was watching TV

I don't have a ride there

I don't feel like it

It's against my religion

I'm broke

I have to take care of the neighbor's dog

I'm babysitting

My schedule is too tight already

I have other plans

My dad was on the internet

I was on the phone

I was doing my homework

My computer wasn't working

I don't have any paper

I have to go to my grandma's house

I didn't know who to invite

I'm out of minutes on my cell phone

I couldn't invite you cuz I drew names out of a hat

It's not my fault

I had a shopping dilema

I ran out of them

My power was out

Lights out at ten

The call got lost

I don't have my own email

I don't know what to do with them

My junk drawer is full

I only donate to church

I ran out of checks

I forgot to pay the bill

It's too windy

My car is low on gas

Gas is too expensive

I had to clean my room

My cat peed on it

I lost it

I accidently recycled it

My purse is full

I just took a shower

My house burned down

I was running late

I was up too late last night

My shoes hurt

I have a doctor's appointment

I'm allergic to it

My mom said no

My battery in my cell phone died

I don't have any batteries

I don't have a bike

I'm grounded

I'm new here

I don't have a map

The roads are too slippery

It was the only one I had

My computer has a virus

My grandma/grandpa is in the hospital

My bedroom is a mess

I don't have one

I'm not ready to go yet

I can't read that

I don't know him/her

The CD doesn't work anymore

That game has missing pieces

That show is boring

I don't have the right supplies

I already signed up for it

I broke my leg

Answer 20

My Mother-in-Law was in town.

Heck, when you don't want to do something, any excuse will do.

Answer 21

My dad's Car broke down on the railroad tracks, and we got out of the car and went for help, and when we got back the car was hit by a train, and its in three peices now so I will be a little late !

Answer 22

1. My grandmother died

2. I have to go help my (insert family member) move to his/her new home

3. I can't because my religion doesn't allow me to

Answer 23

The government held me as a terrorist

Answer 24

I just came from the optometrist's and he put a solution in my eyes to help soothe irritation. I can't leave the house for a while until a fully regain my vision. Sorry. I really wish I could hang. It sucks I know. I'll be out an about later. And don't have too much fun without me. That's no fair

Perfect....I've used that a few times.

or say you have a job interview and leave.

Answer 25

i once went to my cousin's house in upstate ny and we decided to go to Canada for the weekend (strippers) i had a midterm and no excuses cant miss it, blah blah, SO i e-mailed her that due to "unforseen cercumstances" i was stuck out of town and she said too bad get here or you fail. SO I Emailed her back that the unforseen cercumstance was a death in the family!,, just to make her feel bad on top of getting my time off to see the strippers. Oh, and i looked in the local newspaper for obituaries and downloaded one for this virginia  lady.. told the professor that my great aunt jinny died, gave her the fake obituary and all! i still have it as a joke, caption reads "im going to h**l for this one" but who cares i got to make up the test and paeesed the class and got to have fun with my girls!