What is a good funny reading for a wedding

Question

I am getting married next Friday, and we are really struggling to come up with a decent reading for the wedding. It is a church wedding but we are having 1 religious reading (inevitably, 1 Corinthians) and a non-religious reading. As i said, i would ideally like something humorous. I have tried searching google but it comes up with quotes that are far too short for a reading. Anyone got any ideas?

Answer 1

YOUR MOTHER!!!

Answer 2

It's not really funny but it's by far something very different. Look for "Oh the places you'll go" by Dr Seuss.

They also have Dr Seuss vows that could be funny too.

Good Luck!

Answer 3

Weddings are about the public declaration of committment to another human being.  They are not about entertainment.  Save that for the reception.

EDIT #1......I stand by what I said...the ceremony is an inappropriate time for what you plan.  If you think that your family and friends won't think so and talk about you behind your back than you are sadly mistaken.

The WEDDING is the ceremony...the reception is the party....save this for the party.

By the way...you may actually offend some people by this.  But, you sound as if you don't care.

Remember me at your divorce hearing someday.