What is a good modern suburbian dueling method?

Question

I kicked the neighbor's dog, and it flew two blocks down the street and hit a police car. Now the dog's owner wants retribution. We are trying to think of a modern, civil, yuppie style dueling method for resolving this conflict. We first thought about juggling baseball bats, then we thought we would have a lawn-mowing competition. What would you recommend?

Answer 1

Try dueling weed eaters. Always worked for me.