What is a good prank to play on my Commander?

Question

I am in the Army stationed in Alabama and my Company Commander asked me to think up some good pranks to pull on one of the other Company Commanders.

I already told my Commander that it will start a prank war and he said bring it on, so I need to know some good pranks to start with.

I figured that we should start with small pranks and go up from there, but I don’t want it to be such a small prank that it could go unnoticed. We want to start with a good one and we want as many people to see it happen as possible.

We have already thought about small things like tape on the mouse or phone but we were thinking that was too small. Another problem is that sense it is a different company we have to work on getting a key so we can get in at night to pull off the bigger pranks that take more time.

Answer 1

take whip cream put it in 1 hand while he is sleeping then tickle his face with a bird

feather

get the can of peanuts the 1 with fake snakes in it and when he goes to open it up snakes  come flying out

dress up as some wierd guy fromin  a horror movie and while he sleeping stand

over him speaking in a quiet voice in till he wakes and notices you standin over him

Answer 2

Glue his toilet seat after LOADS of beer lol.