What is a good thing to say if you walk in on people having s*x?

Question

its actually for a story I'm writing, and if possible it needs to be a little bit cryptic, apologetic, and saying something like, don't mind me, carry on etc.

Answer 1

Next ?  or how about sloppy seconds ?

Answer 2

bable bable ***** ***** rebel rebel party s*x s*x and dont forget the violence. that one will be good

Answer 3

Well something quick would be appropriate...

Like, oops, sorry! and promptly leave.

Answer 4

Go with a pun-

Your in a hole lot of trouble

or

I can see this one´s occupied

Answer 5

Run in smack one of them in the *** laugh and run out the door.

Answer 6

Will that be all, madam?

Answer 7

Sorry, I hope this interruption won't spoil your mood.

Answer 8

Any spare holes?I'll be in the next room.

Answer 9

My, don't you look so cozy together. ;)

Answer 10

Care for some Pimms?

Answer 11

Excuse me.  Then leave as quickly and discreetly as possible.

Answer 12

i would say haaaaayyyyy

Answer 13

My bad.  I didn't realize it was hippopotamus mating season.

Answer 14

Daddy why are you hurting mommy?  :'(

Answer 15

You say "OMG, dont mind me, I'm sorry!" while shielding your eyes with your hand and closing the door.

hoe this helps!

Answer 16

Can I join in on the fun? :)

Answer 17

I'll come back later. Shall I ?

Answer 18

"Whaaaat are you doin"? While smiling

Answer 19

okayyyyy have a good time .. bye

Answer 20

Sorry, then turn your head and leave immediately.

Answer 21

This sounds like an awkward but humorous situation so you want to stutter and be surprised but at the same time curious.  come on you are creative visualize

Answer 22

"Anybody seen my guide dog?"

Answer 23

This ISN'T where I left my car keys

Party on, dudes

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