What is a great humorous 45 second monologue for a female.?

Question

I am auditioning for my high school play. The audition calls for a 30-45 second humorous monologue. (If it's longer than that that's okay) I just really would like to land a good role and I can't seem to find a good monologue. PLEASE HELP!

Answer 1

30 seconds huh?

"Guy walks into a bar ..."

"Ow! That hurts!"

"Guys can be so ..."

(take it from there ...)