What is a impressive / difficult sounding job title you have heard before (despite it might not being so)?

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Described As >> Really Means

Public Documentation Informant >> Mailman

Answer 1

Land scrape Engineer - gardener who trim the grass and water the plant

Answer 2

independant sales executive>>tellemarketer

they dont take taxes out of your checks because you are independantly working for commisions and selling their products on your own to make money.  

Answer 3

Information Technology Specialist >> Guy who kicks the office computer 20 minutes after I did.

Answer 4

Sanitation Engineer = toilet cleaner

Waste Disposal Executive = binman, garbage collector

Dairy Sales Person = milkman

Head of Verbal Telecommunications = receptionist