What is a really good corny, deep quote?

Question

What is a really good corny, deep quote?

Answer 1

I read once on a bathroom wall:

Things are more like they are now than they've ever been before.

That's either very profound, suggesting some continual unfolding process of identity throughout existence, or extremely dumb because utterly self-evident.

Answer 2

If you keep doing what you've always done, you'll keep getting what you've always gotten.

I know that you  believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Hope these are corny and deep enough for you!

Answer 3

"It's better to be thought a fool and remain silent than to speak and remove all doubt."  Abraham Lincoln

Answer 4

She frieth in her owne grease.

Answer 5

Don't wonder why people go crazy. Wonder why they don't. In the face of all we could loose in a day, in an instant, Wonder what the h**l it is that makes us hold it together.

or

I believe people make boundaries, not neccisarily to keep people out

but to see who cares enough to tear them down.

or

At the end of the day, the fact that we have the courage to still be standing is a reason enough to celebrate

or

Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspision

love actually

is all around.

Answer 6

Even a blind hog finds a nut once in a while.

Answer 7

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." -Jesse Ventura

Answer 8

What a waste of time.

Gets me through the day.