What is a sure fail-safe way of commiting Yahoocide?

Question

I am trying different approaches... How do you think I should do it this time?

1. death by hamster question

2. raw cat salmonella inquiry

3. balooning chimps with boxes of m-80s

4. a gathering army of MINIONS

5. beaver sandwich revenge

6. Bipolar Opposition Cult

7. s*x free of charge posting

8. hairy waffles (Oh, I am NOT kidding..!)

9. meat helmet with eyes

10. butt cancer

Just to show how badass I am, I think I will post this in royalty, pets, and mental health.

Answer 1

none of those ideas beats going into News and Events and announcing 'I think the McCanns are innocent' I bet within twenty minutes the 'gang' will have descended like vultures and torn you apart.

Answer 2

clever, clever boy

Answer 3

Starting a question with "I am 12" is pretty automatic.

Then just to be sure, ask something like "should I have s*x with my boyfriend" or "should I start taking birth control pills" or "do you think I an live on my own".

(the guidelines say that you must be 13 to post and answer here)

Answer 4

i know the way to really do is to eat those hairy waffels and what time is the free s*x?as after s*x i get quite hungry.so save some of those waffels and maybe some of that meat helmet with eyes,

Answer 5

Just bemoan the insidious power of the bible bashing fundamentalists and refer to them as the American Taliban.

Answer 6

You forgot the most obvious..say something about Diana, Princess of Wales, that does not agree with the females who read the woman's magazines. You will be hit with violation notices so fast you will have a new life in minutes

Answer 7

Try chocking your favorite pet and beating yourself with it's corpse.  No, well how aboot pubic hair pancakes.  No, well go **** yourself!!! SUCK IT, SUCK IT DRY YOU B****!!!!  THAT'S RIGHT DRINK IT ALL YOU *****HEAD!!!!

You suck, Jack!

Answer 8

FYI... I will not be answering anymore butt cancer questions... I don't like ten points being zapped away from me.

You should get a nipple tumor.

Answer 9

Never never propaganda wicket ways on how to get an early demise out of this world. People think, let him bleed elsewhere.

Answer 10

i think if you could focus all that imagination into a career you would be very rich. its like spontaneous, crude, yet unoffensive all at once. genius really.

Answer 11

Hi BpBear,judging by these remarks you'll be contemplating

more than just Yahoocide shortly so keep taking the tablets.You know it makes sense.