What is a sure fire way to get rid of chapped lips?

Question

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Rub p**p on your lips.

It won't cure the chapping but it will sure keep you from l*****g your lips.

Answer 1

put fire on lips.... no lips, no chapped lips...

Answer 2

blistex is the way to go trust me

it makes your lips feel nice and cool

and it's great!!

Answer 3

maybe you shouldnt be sucking on stuff in the first place, and i wonder how you got p**p on you lips . is it from yo boyfreinds weiner up YOUR poopchute

Answer 4

Haha! Yes- it works= it does!!