What is a wizard ?

Question

alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll my stuff doesn't power on

my friend said i may be a wizard

what in the heck was he talking about?

Answer 1

***** knows. your stuff won't turn on so you are a wizard?  or is it that your stuff won't start up and you may need a wizard?

Answer 2

I think that he is partly stupid and partly referring to the ability of a "wizard" to have powers such as controlling electricity.  It would be a reference to the mythological wizard or sorcerer and the ability to shoot lightning or other magical abilities.

Answer 3

Osiris's real Khemite name was 'Wizzer' thus being the root word Wizard comes from. A wizard is a shaman pretty much.

Answer 4

Don't worry, you're not a wizard.  

I think he meant it to be ironic, i.e, you're a wizard with electronics.

Answer 5

Who knows dont worry you are no wizard.

A while ago a girl i was friends with had a friend named jesus.  I asked why they called him jesus and I guess that noone could get a dvd player to work and he did something and it worked so they all called him Jesus. Your friend probably meant something like that. Anyway,

Hope your stuff starts working soon.

Answer 6

He was probably joking.  Some people do believe they have the ability to effect electronics but the evidence is almost purely anecdotal and as far as I know hasn't been proven in a lab.  Of course my husband has issues with electronics, I've seen them freak out just by being around him.  TV's, computers, watches, cell phones etc...