What is an easy, safe way to get buzzed/high?

Question

Whenever I don't have any alcohol or weed and have no means of getting any (no dealer and not 21), I have a strong urge to somehow get buzzed/high. I don't care how, although so far I've only tried alcohol and marijuana. I've considered buying cigarettes, but if I smoked those every time I was out of weed or booze (like right now), I'd be physically addicted in no time.

So what should I do? I'm going crazy!! I haven't been able to stop thinking about this for the past 3 days. :(

Answer 1

if you grate nutmegs and have about two tablespoons full of said grated nutmeg you can get high.but you have to eat the nutmeg about five hours before you want it to kick in. and its safe (if you don't take more than stated) and legal

Answer 2

Cheap wine: Boones farm,red rooster, ripple, wild Irish rose, Thunderbird. A $3 bottle of wine will do it. I like to pour mine on ice.

A couple of tall ice cold glasses of wine will sure hit the spot.

Answer 3

I drink, and am a supporter of marijuana usage, etc.  But, I really think you need to stop doing both.  You sound like you have a very addictive personality that could easily lead to drug addiction, alcoholism, etc.

Just look at some of the phrases you used: "I don't care how,"  "I'm going crazy," and "I haven't been able to stop thinking about this."  These aren't good signs, my man.

Answer 4

You should find an AA or an NA meeting and start working on your 12 Steps. Because you have a problem.

Answer 5

Basically if your not 21/18 and cant buy your own and you don't have a dealer then your a bit skuppered mate.

Answer 6

talk to some of your friends, see if they can get you some tree

that or steal alcohol from your rents or try to find a friend with a chill older sibling to buy booze for you

Answer 7

well, go get a 40oz.  there is nothing 'around the house' I would suggest trying, because it will either not work, or kill you, like huffing.  

Answer 8

Yoo really need help. Anyone who does drugs or alcohol needs help. I suggest, you go to rehab or something.