What is an example of witty?

Question

What is an example of witty?

Answer 1

Witty remark: I  like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Witty remark: I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

definition of wit:  the keen perception and cleverly apt expression of those connections between ideas that awaken amusement and pleasure.  

Answer 2

I  don't know.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Oscar Wilde was witty.

Winston Churchill was at a dinner party and was clearly intoxicated. He despised the woman who was sitting next to him who was a Lady married to another Minister of Parliament.

Turning to her he said "Madam, you are the ugliest woman I've ever met". She glared at him and said "And you, Mr. Churchill, are the drunkest man I ever met"

"Ah yes" said Churchill. "But in the morning, I'll be sober".

Answer 5

George Carlin.  Before he got all angry!

RIP George!

Answer 6

American Blacks have been calling caucasians whitey for years.  

Usually a sign of disrespect, undoubtedly borne from years of racial oppression / enslavement.

Oh!  Witty, you say?

Sorry, haven't got a clue.

Answer 7

I am example of whitty  : )