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What is appropriate attire for long travel in mixed company?

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A splendid gentleman has offered to take me to the moon via his rocket ship. It's apparently quite a massive thing and well stocked with Warming Beverages.

I'm all a fluster as I've never been to the moon before. Whatever shall I wear?

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  1. Casual, modest, and comfortable.


  2. Whatever you shall be wearing my Dear will be most fitting and delightful to the eye.

    There shall be a Dinner Party in the Evening on the Moon. I'll warrant it will be of a balmy and pleasantly warm affair, I have my Dinner Suit and Smoking Jacket at the ready.

    Though, I'll be taking off the latter at some point, as I shall be having an arm wrestle with the Cat. I'll have to speak to him about this, I've a small wager that says his knuckles will hit the Table first.

    Of 'course there will be a Dance later, with music provided by a Baroque Quartet from Prague no less. I'm sure your good self would accept a Dance? The less than dense Gravitational Lunar pull shall make us all float with a grace that would render anyone speechless with wonder!


  3. I would suggest a stylish, comfortable jumper. You will be wearing a Space Suit for the majority of the flight, so you want something that can act effectively as undergarments without appearing to be so.  

  4. A space suit! We all want to be astronauts and this is your chance!

  5. i believe u should wear a pretty yellow sun-dress with large pink flowers printed on it, a pink bo in your hair, and pink shoes..


  6. A casual space suit is fine for daytime, but be sure to bring your formal space suit so that you can change for dinner. You wouldn't want him to get the wrong idea.

  7. Robust trousers, as if Citizen de Cat is going, in his new existence as a cat, he may end up snagging your tights with his claws.  Or maybe not.  Depends on how you feel about him kneading your thighs.

  8. An ermine shrug would be divine, as I'm quite certain there'll be a draft on the dark side. However on board I've no doubt you'll be more than comfortable in some smart pant-suits with reflective strips.

    You'll want a decent evening frock as well, and a feather for your hair (since you are on the wing.)

    The gentleman should provide any necessary jewels, if he isn't a cad.

  9. Skimpy underwear is all that's needed old girl, the moon can be quite warm at this time of year you see! you won't look out of place in those nylon stockings of yours I can tell you. Tip top (Woof woof)

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