What is best? Being run over by a Tank, or by a Bulldozer?

Question

What is best? Being run over by a Tank, or by a Bulldozer?

Answer 1

I'd say tank, The Bulldozer would have a sharp pointy shovel on the front which would probably cut you in half, meaning that the top half would just get pushed along while your bottom half gets pulverised by a pair of caterpillar tracks xD

Answer 2

If I was blindfolded, I doubt that I would be able to tell the difference, especially in the microseconds I had to actually make that determination before I died.

Answer 3

Tank

Answer 4

gotta be the tank

Answer 5

A tank, its heavier the misery will end quicker.

Answer 6

Not much of a choice really!

Answer 7

both suck i gotta go for tank!

Answer 8

How would anyone know you wouldn't live to tell the tale which ever one it was.

Answer 9

That would depend is it running you over head first, feet first or to the side? Then on the bulldozer, is the plow down or raised?

Either way you'd want to go head first, less pain. But the tank would probably be better because if the plow on the bulldozer is down, it might push and pumble you to death, rather than actually just run you over.

I'd go for the tank. That'd probably make bigger news head lines. "College kid ran over in parking lot by tank!"

Answer 10

road roller

Answer 11

Is there a motive behind this? I would probably recomend a Steamroller if weight is something you're looking for, but if it's slightly more speed a Tank would do.

Answer 12

micro machines or matchbox? ;-)

Answer 13

errrrrrrrr neither they would both hurt, i vote being ran over by a big ballon lol, that wouldnt hurt. or nothing for that matter. who wants to be ran over anyway?

Answer 14

A tank with a supercharged V12 engine, so the misery ends quickly!

Answer 15

Tank, the track links on tanks usually have a rubber pad fitted. (as they mostly run on roads and its quieter,) so you would get squashed by a much softer surface.

buldozers almost always have metal track as they mostly work off road and are nowhere near as s**y

Answer 16

um  haha well i guess the bulldozer would be a little lighter... i guess im not really sure wat it feels like!