What is best way to get kicked in the balls?

Question

I have never been kicked in the balls before and i wanted to know what is the best way to do this.

Answer 1

give me your address

Answer 2

tell a girl she has a nice ***, then grab it

Answer 3

A hatebreeder mosh pit?

Answer 4

when a hot chick is doing it

Answer 5

What Kinda Question is this?

Answer 6

WTF you asking this for.Im preventing this from happening.AGAIN.By the way the best way is to join Jackass.

Answer 7

if u just want to reproduce the feeling...sit on them

Answer 8

Go to a g*y bar, walk up to a L*****n, and tell her to get in the kitchen and make you a sandwitch.

Answer 9

there is no best way to get kicked in the balls but i think the way that is less psychologically painful...because it is gonna be physically excruciating any way that you put it...is to be unaware...that way there is no buildup anticipation.

if you want to simulate getting kicked in the balls then go and twist your balls around each other...like what happens in a torsion (the spermatic cords really tho

but this question still begs the question why?????? why in God's name???!!!

Answer 10

iDont Know,

But If You Jump In The Air At The Same Time The Foot And The Ball Hav Connected, It Doesnt Hurt 'AS' Much :)

Answer 11

Go to like a 5 year old kid and tell him to kick you in the balls.

Answer 12

I don't have balls, but I imagine there isn't any best way and it would always hurt O.o

Answer 13

I have no idea why you would want to get kicked in the balls but if you really want it the best way would be to ask for it.

Answer 14

Just hit your balls really hard.

I don't think you want to do that though. When you get hit in the balls, you get this nausea and it hurts for several minutes afterwards.

Of course, in martial arts, we're taught ways to ignore the pain of getting struck in the groin because if you're fighting with someone and they kick you there, then you can't just fall to the ground in pain. Because if you are distracted by the pain, it influences your defense tactics and makes you more susceptible.

Answer 15

that would hurt  

just call me and i will kick you in the balls ok?

Answer 16

touch a girls breast

Answer 17

Haha there isn't...  

Answer 18

OMG you have lost it mate.

Answer 19

I could do it for you.

Answer 20

WITH A SOAPED UP WASH CLOTH !!!  ;-D   ha ha ha & I'm stickin to my answer !!!... Oh & JACK !! That was s0oO0 funny !!!  It's your fault if anyone in my house wakes up !! 3:36 a.m. here  !!  lol   r R r

Answer 21

Well its best if you really deserve it... cause then you got nothing to complain about.

Answer 22

just ask a hot girl to do it.

Answer 23

tell a girl u want her to suck ur balls. if u did that to me id kick u in the balls. and deck ur ***

Answer 24

look for the chick that has the f-ing nicest b***s or *** grab and spank that *** and motor boat her titties so you can get something out of that

Answer 25

you don't have any balls nah jokes i don't no just kiss a girl that you really like and you no the rest well maybe she might slap you but i don't no. I did this once to a girl and i got my man hood taken away (not really)

cheers

Answer 26

why would you want to be kicked in the balls??

Answer 27

Oh!

First of all you need a lot of practice playing football. You can hit the ball correctly. Bend your leg a little bit backward and hit it with your full effort. It's easy. Anyone can do it. Try and you get success.. But don't fully bend your leg.  

Answer 28

it hurts anyway you get it..from a ball hitting it to getting kicked, it all sucks.

Answer 29

Cut off your 18 incher put a shoe on and viola.

Answer 30

Its best when it dont happen

Answer 31

are you crazy ???