What is best way to respond to my spinster sisters when they call me s**t/w***e etc.?

Question

oh and for the record I only have had 2 sexual partners. I am in my twenties. my sisters have told my mother that I have a vibe and condoms in my bedroom ( they snooped one day).and now they all think i am a s*x mad pervert.

They are in thier late 30's and 40 and have never had a boyf.

I tell them to stop all thier cockdodging and that a good hard shag might bring a smile to thier miserable faces, but they won't listen.

what can I do?

Answer 1

Tell them it will heal over without occasional use...

Answer 2

Leave home and let them nibble each other to death.

Answer 3

Sounds to me like they are jealous.  Just tell them that a healthy s*x life lends to a better balanced life.  Its sad to think that they are in their 30's and 40's and have never even had a boyfriend.  They must be very depressed.  Do you know why they never had a boyfriend?

Answer 4

Let them think what they want. They're 40 year old virgins. How much fun can their lives possibly be?

Answer 5

"What is best way to respond to my spinster sisters when they call me s**t/w***e etc.?"

Move out and ignore them.

Answer 6

Well, calling them spinsters in response isn't going to help but I only have a brother and we're a pretty relaxed pair so I'm not going to pretend to understand (nor do I really want to know! Haha) the insanity that goes on between sisters over this kind of thing.

I would just keep doing whatever you are doing. Doesn't sound like you're doing anything wrong to me. According to my limited knowledge of the sibling issues, people's maturity disappears fast and they're kind of acting like 2 year olds. If you ignore a 2 year old for more than about 30 seconds, they often quiet down. I just ignore my brother when he bugs me. Seems to work, haha.

Answer 7

there feel there trying to keep you from burning forever in a fire filled pit in h**l. but tell them that you can't tell a grown person what to do..... wait a minute ain't you the same aids affected worthless w***e who said " I just had unprotected s*x with the entire rugby team". but to be total honest I like whores like you.

Answer 8

I think your answers are just fine!tell them to F.O while you're at it!

Answer 9

Stop judging others and they may stop judging you.  Obviously if you speak to them in this manner then you have been the one to cause the animosity to begin with.  Nobody cares to hear about your s*x life or anyone elses for that matter.

Answer 10

I think your last statement is hilarious! They've never had boyfriends?? Wow - sounds like someone's a little jelly...

Just tell them to p**s off. Your s*x life is your business, not theirs.

Answer 11

Trolling again, are we?  You've asked this before.  You have no sisters, no one calls you names, no one has snooped n your bedroom, anjd no one cares how many sexual partners you've had.  

It's gonna be a long summer until school starts again.

Answer 12

You could point out that ''If (like anyone) they cannot express their selves and their opinions without the childishly antagonistic sets of name calling, then it has no value''.

Any opinion that is based on prejudiced, trite stereotyped dogma, is nothing more than an 'Opinion' and has little merit and thus very little value.  And, if it is based on their ignorance of your personal and emotional life, then it has all the merit of that which gets flushed down the toilet.

Sash.

Answer 13

buy them each a vibe, hide it in their rooms with some p**n... don't mention anything... after a few days, they will be smiling and tooooo busy to bother you!

Answer 14

Aren't you all a bit old for this sort of thing?  You sound like a bunch of neurotic teenagers.  Honestly, why are they snooping in your room, telling tales on you to your mother etc at your time of life?  haven't they got lives of their own to lead?  And what on earth does it any of it matter to them?  Don't you think it might be a good idea to move out and get a place of your own?  and your sisters too, it sounds like you could all do with learning to grow up a bit.

Answer 15

Girl...Ignore them.  They probably m********e as well.  Its just trivial and trite envy.

Answer 16

In psychology there is something that goes something like this: If the shoe fits, wear it.

When a human legitimize the expression or comment with a response, then obviously there's sufficient guilt or evidence of guilt to substantiate the insinuation.

The best answer to an accusatory remark that is untrue is silence.

Answer 17

Wait until they're asleep and cut them (not too deep) with a steak knife.

Or alternatively you could shave their hair off in their sleep and write "Tw@t" on their forehead in permanent pen.

Answer 18

Tell them that it is your vocation and occupation and you really need the money.... also mention that not having any s*x will make them go blind and they will become extinct because thats what happens to dinosaurs....

Answer 19

ignore them and get a lock for your bedroom door