What is better for your earlobes, a bowl of chicken broth or a guacamole sandwich?

Question

What is better for your earlobes, a bowl of chicken broth or a guacamole sandwich?

Answer 1

Chicken broth is good, but the side effects will cause your cascas to become tender and inflamed. Guacamole, while not as effective in sandwich form, is probably the better choice here. Stay away from rye bread!

Answer 2

guacamole- the natural oils will make your skin soft even on your ears if you want. I dont recommend putting your ear in a bowl of ANY kind of soup because you run the risk of infection if the liquid & food gets in there.

Now answer mine: what is better to rub on my @ss; chocolate syrup or wasabi?

Answer 3

wtf?

Answer 4

My earlobes prefer carrots and applesauce.  

Answer 5

Guacamole sandwich LOL