What is deadlier? Man Flu or Bird flu?

Question

I'm suffering from one of them :(

Is there any cure?

Answer 1

Is it a man? Is it a bird?

No......It's Superwoman....I thought you were a chick, so it must be bird flu, that's fatal.

Go to your nearest hospital & into isolation.

I do hope you pull through.

The Red Bull is a huge help.

Answer 2

Man flu is a serious thing. take the advice of this video how to cope with a man with man flu

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVBfdEZaj...

Answer 3

BIRD FLUE!!

Answer 4

Human flu.  It's killed millions.

Answer 5

bird flu that jumps over to man.

Answer 6

Man flu,

'cos I nearly kill the f*cker every time he gets it !!!!!

Answer 7

deadler to who?  The birds or us?

Answer 8

oh my god Man flu is far more deadlier!!!!!!!!!!!

you should see my other half at the mo!!! he's at death door!!!!

Answer 9

I've had Man flu and i'll tell you it's pain beyond belief..My wife had weeks if not months of running around after me for which i'm grateful, my doc actually asked if i had a woman in place to take care or me and if i hadn't he could arrange one for a fee.....See what i mean even the doc new i could possibly die!.....

Answer 10

If you have Man Flu you are a goner !!  Well lets face it when a female has a she carries on without a whimper.  Now when a man gets a cold he moans and groans and takes at least 3 days off work and will share his germs with anyone moving.  Men can't do illness without a very dramatic acting session, women just don't do ill !!  

Answer 11

You may mock, there is nothing on this earth that is deadlier than man flu!

Answer 12

Man Flu of course

A rare strain of flu so powerful and so deadly it can only be matched by the Bubonic Plague and Aids. A incurable virus which has adapted to only effect the "XY" gene found in men. The virus attacks the immune system 10,000 times harder than the average flu virus, causing excruciating pain for the victim. Man Flu has no cure and prayers can save the forsaken life of the infected. The often deadly virus is mostly laughed at by women who sadly cannot contract "Man Flu"

The condition shared by all males wherein a common illness (usually a mild cold) is presented by the patient as life-threatening.

This is also known as 'Fishing for Sympathy' or 'Chronic Exaggeration'.

When the patient is your boyfriend, he will exhibit the standard symptoms (such as an overwhelming desire for compassion) while simultaneously rejecting any and all efforts you make to placate him.

You: Awww, you poor fella.

Him: I'm DYING!

You: (Soothingly)  you're not dying .

Him: (Indignant) I AM! I have Man Flu!

You: Do you need some sympathy?

Him: Yes! But no one understands my pain...

You: I understa-

Him: NO YOU DO NOT!!!

Answer 13

depends if you are a man or a bird  

Answer 14

1. Take one can of Red Bull ( or some equivalent blag version)

2. Take two soluble solpadeine tablets

3.Dissolve 2 into 1

4. Hold your nose and try not to baulk whilst clenching @rse cheeks.

5. This recipe kills all known germs..DEAD.

6. Eat bar of Galaxy size of head.

et voila.

EDIT-

7. Stick two miniature bottles of Vodka up each nostril.

Answer 15

Oh man flu most definitely, I've had myself for about 2 days only i think its genetically changed into a brain tumor.  My heads really stuffed up i think I'm dying!

Answer 16

excuse me ? there is no comparison between the two ,,,,look at the bad one in this link

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=6EElqrgk4N...

Answer 17

Man flu is deadlier, no cure

Answer 18

I would say bird flu for we have a vaccine for the man flu. Seek help.