What is funniest joke you know?

Question

I'm so bored so make me giggle with the funniest joke you know!

Answer 1

knock knock

Whos there

Interupting Cow

Interupting cow who?

MOO (Say moo in the middle of interupting)

That is my fave but I dunno how funny it is to other people >_>;

Answer 2

I don't have a joke but all the jokes I read here are all funny!

Answer 3

There once was a guy who meet a women in a bar. They hanged out and got drunk; the lady asks the guy if he would like to go back to her place and the guy said yes

So off they went once the door opened bam! they started to go at it. They reached the bed half way naked. The guy is doing it and there was a picture of a man on top of the bed and will there still in the action

The guy asks: 'who is that guy right there in the picture, is that your boyfriend?' She says: 'No'. 'Is that your brother?' She says: 'No'. 'Is that your dad?' She says 'No'. So the guys asks her: 'Well who is it?'

She says 'That's me before my surgery!!!!' lol

Answer 4

hahahahahah omggg!

ok here:

a polish guy went to his eye doctor

and his doctor told him to read the letters on the board

so he starts

A..X..D..J..K..M.H...and so on

so that doctor says "okay so you can read them pretty well?"

"READ THAT! I KNOW him", says the polish guy

hahahahahahahhahaahhaa imagine thattt!!

Answer 5

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”  

Answer 6

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for a year and were about to get married. There was just one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car!

Answer 7

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.

The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask himsome questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment: "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with! a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Harry: "Coconut."

The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.

Harry: "Bubble gum"

Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" Harry: "Shake hands." The principal was trembling.

Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck"

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last even questions wrong......

Answer 8

ok i have 2

1.)a guy went hunting with his buddy.his buddy tells the guy "hey,i can see your House from here!and your wife is having an affair!"

so the guy says "oh,i knew about it for months and I'm tired of it!shoot her in the head and shoot him it the private parts"and his buddy says "oh,i can do that with one shot!"

2.)a sea captain was sailing the sea wen the guy up in the crows-nest says "captain! an enemy ship is approaching from the north!" and the captain goes "bring me my red coat!" the battle only lasted 20 minuets and they didnt loose a single man.after the battle the guy from the crows-nest asked the captain "when the enemy ship came,you asked for your red coat,why ?" and the captain says "because,if i am shot my men wont notice  and will keep on fighting!".

the next day the guy from the crows-nest yells"captain twelve enemy fleets are aproching from the west!" and the captain goes "bring me my brown pants!"

Answer 9

what do u do when a blonde throws a pin at u?

run like h**l she has a grenade in her mouth!!

hahahhaah

Answer 10

What do horses eat?

Hey

What does a g*y horse eat?

Heeeeeeeey