What is going on with me? Please help!?

Question

okay i don't know whats wrong with me.

for the past like, 3 days..whenever i pee..ALOT comes out.

i dont have the frequent urge to pee..but when i do..its alot.

I've had this weird feeling in my v****a..im not sure how to describe it..its like a dull pain.

the past 3 weeks ive had cramps off and on, sore b***s, ive been tired, and thirsty alot.

i've experienced slight constipation, gas & bloating.

Now, my b***s don't hurt,i'm not getting cramps that much.

2 weeks ago i had my period.

i've also taken 7 hpts..all of them are negative.

i havent had s*x in over a month, and it was protected.

(july 7-11:i had my period.

july 13:last time i had s*x, was protected.

august 6-9:dates of my last period.)

What's wrong with me? I don't think i'm pregnant..but i dont know.help?!?!

i haven't really drank alot today, i had a cup of tea, a glass of water, 2 apples and a cup of yogurt.

Yet, when i pee alot comes out.

theres no pain when i pee,

it's normal colored & no weird smells..haha.

sometimes theres no color in it at all.

Answer 1

OH MY GOD WHAT THE h**l IS WRONG WITH YOU ALIANS ARE INFECTING YOUR BODY AND SHARING YOUR ORGANS. THEYRE USING YOUR v****a TO PEE AND YOUR a**s TO p**p. IF YOU DONT TAKE LIKE 3 BOTTLES OF RUBBING ALCOHAL YOU WILL START PEEING BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Answer 2

go to your bloody doctor instead of asking on the internet

Answer 3

you didn't get enough to eat so your body got energy from your organs which is causing your painful cramps and the gas and constipation eat more next tea makes you pee, apple juice which is in apples makes you pee and water doesn't make you pee but it added on to the list, you should evenly eat your meals and drinks or it'll all come down crashing at you, btw the p**s barely has any color cuz you are very hydrated if its more yellow that means you're dehydrated can't explain the b***s part maybe you just stressed out your chest muscles but if its fine now dont worry about it :D