What is it about the sound of running water...???

Question

... that makes women want to speak to you? I've told her repeatedly that I can't hear her very well but... I flush the toilet, she starts talking. I start the washing machine, she starts talking... I turn on the dishwasher, she wants to talk... I get in the shower, she has a question about something...

Do all women do this?

Answer 1

I would be more concerned as to why you do not seem like you want to talk to her.  Perhaps it is a question you should be asking yourself, do you not think so? =P

Answer 2

Get a hearing aid.

Answer 3

Why be with someone you don't want to talk to? If you're not happy leave, why carry on complaining about something you can change?

Answer 4

You should have a hearing test.