What is it called when; I am god?

Question

I,at the moment, am god?

-where everyone would not exist without me,

-where I am the ultimate creator and you are all my children

-where I am the best thing that happened, ever!!!

-where I may live a normal life, but that is because i designated myself to a normal life without knowing I did so,

-where defying me will be the difference between being happy or tortuously sad

-where if you don't believe in me even though you are a good person who donates and everything (Bill Gates) are still going to a bad place

-where I create perfect creatures that are imperfect because I am putting you people through a test

-where I am a existent, non-existent being who somehow existed

-where some of my mistakes are the platypus and Rosie

My children, answer me or I will smite you all!!!!!

Answer 1

It's called being schizophrenic and bipolar with a superiority complex

Answer 2

By definition, God is perfect.

Your inability to articulate a perfect phrase means that you are not truly God.  You are good, but not that good.

Answer 3

Well, I would call it free two points, but its not schizophrenic or bi-polar, since you havent mentioned any signs of either of those.

Answer 4

Well you know if you were God you would know the answer wouldn't you, rather than having to ask a lowly sinner like me.