What is my chance to lure in my prey on oil future ?

Question

My billions of dollars are at stake right now, being tied up to the oil future market. But that only have cornered the price barely over $140.00 a barrel.----NOT enough to make a kill and cover my operation expenses.

I have requested my agents spin the media, like: “Oil future looks high, expecting to be in the range of $200 a barrel soon” But it does not work price up fast enough.

I have paid the mainstream media, the Think Tanks, and the major PR talking heads, to spin China and India (supply and demand) responsible for price hike, to deflect American public anger. But that does not go far enough.

Right now, I am extremely nervous and worried. I urgently need a prey to buy those “paper barrels” on my hording. So I can profit. But where can I find my prey ?

Answer 1

We have an oil well.  Want to buy it?  Have had it for fifty years and find the income just keeps going up and up.  Looking fgorward to oil reaching $180.  Hang onto your futures and you, too, can cash in.

Answer 2

That headline, "future looks high, expecting to be in the range of $200 a barrel soon" is not nearly as panicked as it should be. Try something like this, "IMPENDING NUCLEAR SHOWDOWN AS ISRAEL THREATENS ATTACK AGAINST IRAN SENDS OIL FUTURES HIGHER" or "IRANIAN MILITARY THREATENS TO STRANGLEHOLD WORLD OIL SUPPLIES IF ATTACKED".