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Just trying to get your attention ! = ]

Okay ..i want to try make a story that every one that answers adds on to..For example i say ..the black cat ran across the road..the first person to answer my question might say : the black cat ran across the road. It stopped and said hi to someone..the next person: the black cat ran across the road. It stopped and said hi to someone. The person fainted ..etc. The stories end up really funny. The only thing is that yor sentence must have something to do with the last persons sentence.

I will start off ..

The dirty homeless man looked atthe rich women wishing he was her.

Please Do it = ]

Answer 1

Desperate to be the woman, he began to skin her at the back of his cardboard home. Luckily for the woman, however, he was trying to skin her with a rubber band. In the end she donkey punched him, and ran home..

Answer 2

2. He pulled out his stolen mobile phone and pretended to talk as he bumped into her and knocked her over

Answer 3

Then the woman said: "You and your stupid s*x-fantasy games! Next time, we will use the hand cuffs and the police uniform again!"

Answer 4

The rich women looked back at the homeless guy and thought, "DANG!! What a s**y beast!"

:)

Answer 5

He ran up to the lady and smacked her, she landed on the ground. The homeless man dragged the rich lady back to his cardboard box..