What is next for Subway Jared?

Question

The funniest answer gets 10 points!

Answer 1

He's going to become the spokesperson for McDonalds.

Answer 2

He's going to create his own line of diet foods & drinks, & compete with Weight Watchers & Jenny Craig.... then he will come up with his own exercise equipment & compete with Chuck Norris and Tony Little.

Answer 3

The real Jared that they sent to a deserted island, delivering 6 footlong steak n cheese subs to, daily....to keep him quiet, will build a raft and sail it to the mainland, accompanied with his pet/lover named Wilson, a volleyball....only to re-appear in mainstream society much to everyones astonishment.

The entire scam will be unleashed, how Subway hired an actor to portray Jared Fogle, 10 years later...making BILLIONS of dollars off of his "diet" that they conveniently do not endorse (according to their website), yet stick him all over company logos.  

Yes...I deserve 10 points.

I'll be back later, going out for a sub.

Answer 4

playboy

Answer 5

to keep off the weight and probably be a spokes

person for Mcdonalds and create healthy food there=)