What is one of the most mischievous things you've ever done to someone?

Question

And did you feel guilty?

I admit I'm a bit of a cornball so this past Fourth of July I was pretending to fix my husbands pants (from the back) and I lit one of those little firecrackers in there. What fun that night was!

*Colgate really does soothe burns by the way*

Answer 1

I bit his ear off.

Answer 2

This really pious mormon guy in my hometown refused to have his band play at this town event because it was on the Lord's Day.  Since we'd already printed the programs, etc. the guy in charge asked him "Isn't there someone you could ask, who would grant you permission to play?"  The pious guy said "You could ask GOD, I suppose."

So we arranged to have a telegram sent to him from God.  I was in his store "shopping" at the time.  He would have never guessed I had anything to do with it :)  He was feeling so pleased with his telegram when it was delivered.  So important and fluffy.  And then he saw he was just being mocked and it was really great fun!

Answer 3

I chucked eggs in his face and he was only giving me a lift. I didnt pay him when i should have.

Answer 4

In high school, I stole this guy's pen (let's call him "Fred") and I carefully slid it into this girls back pocket (let's call her "Janet") so that she wouldn't know it was there.  I told Janet that Fred was telling all the guys that he was going to try to grab her butt.  Then I told Fred that Janet told me that she had stolen his pen, and I pointed out that it was visible in her back pocket.

The story ends with Janet slapping Fred in the face.    

Answer 5

I did something really bad...

I put chalk outlines of bodies on the office floor of a coworker, and then put "Police Line - Do Not Cross" tape on the doorframe.

The boss came in that night and thought something had really happened, called the police... LOLOL

No, I don't feel guilty...

Answer 6

I cannot divulge my off the wall antics, but this was done to me last summer and I almost got killed.lol

I am a nudist so one of my great friends played a prank on me. hubby was in on it and my sisters too.

we went downtown for dinner and I got a burger to go, we went to a bar for a couple of drinks and stuff. we were leaving and my gf says there is a nude protest on 46th street. I love being nude so I was like well I aint gonna protest but I want to be nude outdoors I took the bait. I got hungry along the way and I started to eat the burger, we got to the demonstration and clothes came off in 1.2 seconds. I was like yeah yeah, and then someone says she is eating a burger. I looked around and saw they were talking about me. It seems PETA was having a demonstration but I did not know. Here I am eating a burger. I was chased naked two blocks, although at that point the PETA members were told by my gf it was a prank. they got in on it too. chasing my big a s s down to 44th street. I got stopped by a cop and almost hauled off to the pokey. I was pissed needless to say but once all was sorted out, I was tired and hurting. My feet and the tossed burger hurt me the most. Those naughty naughty vixens. Picture this darling in NYC. AAAAHHHH. Those are The Days of My Life.

good night

Answer 7

April 1rst.  It's mandatory that we employees at 5 Star Video pull pranks on each other.  Luckily, it was my turn to close shop that day, and I thought of a really fun mischievous prank to play on Mike who would open shop the next day.

I put super glue on the toilet seat.  And on the roll of paper I wrote with big black letters "YOU ARE STUCK ON THE THRONE DUE TO THE INGENIOUS SATANIC DEVICES OF BECKY!"

UNfortunately, Mike was sick the next day, and my boss opened shop.  Not only did he get super glued to the toilet, he saw my message.

You can imagine what happened next.

Well, you're wrong.  He took us all out for beers that night.  He really was the best man I've ever worked for, and the only time I really felt bad for pulling a prank.  (others include a drinking competition, but with me filling my Vodka bottle with water, putting my brother on a dinghi while he was sleeping in his sleeping bag and sending him to the middle of the lake...)

Answer 8

When I was in college, I shared an apartment with two other girls.  We were all great friends and loved to play jokes on each other.  

One of my roommates and I decided to play a joke on the other, so we went out and bought about five copies of a Playgirl magazine, and then went home and cut out every single picture.  We went into our roommate's bedroom, and plastered the room with the pictures.  They were *everywhere...all over the walls, in her closet, in her drawers, in between the pages of books, in the pockets of her pants, under her pillow...nothing was spared.  She came home that night really late...my other roommate and I were already asleep.  She walked into her room, and we heard this shriek and then hysterical laughter.  She was finding the pictures for MONTHS.  Some of them she'd find at the most awkward times...like she'd go to class and open a textbook, and there would be a picture of a naked guy smiling up at her from the pages.  We still laugh about it when we talk.

Answer 9

i once made my cousin think i had got my hand caught in the running disposal in the sink.   i used a lot of fake blood and painful screams.  he had the phone in his hand and was dialing 911 before i could stop him.  it was hilarious.