What is "Jesus Juice" ?

Question

Seriously.

Answer 1

idk, i think its some kind of religious flavored drink or something,

what next? cheez-it====jes-itz?

Answer 2

It's what Michael Jackson supposedly called wine when he tried to get those kids he molested drunk. I'm serious. That's the real answer. It was panned on all the comedy shows when that detail came out during the trial.

<edit> No problem. I kind of figured that's why you were asking it.

Answer 3

Something that, if you drink enough of it, you can talk to god