What is some good (and mean) smack talk?

Question

I know it is a little early, but I wanting to put a post/poll on my fantasy football league page to really burn the folks I am playing against.

The question reads:

How bad are the Whiskey Wildcats (that is my teams name) gonna kick your a** this year?

I need 5 possible responses, but am not coming up with anything that is uber witty. I don't want it to be anything lame, or I will get the smack right back.

Any good suggestions?

Answer 1

mmm...whiskey.

Answer 2

anything that involves "yo mama" tends to be pretty good.  such as "if yo mama hadn't worn out the quarter back last night, maybe your team would've stood a chance"

Answer 3

How about:  "As you can tell by my team name, my players can whup up all over yours even while their DRUNK!"

Answer 4

silly girl! go play with your dolls and leave the football and trash talk to the men. while your at it do the dishes too!

Answer 5

OK, so you need choices for the poll question on how bad one team will crush the other...

Here's a few to work with...

1. My team resembles a Girls JV softball team anyway.

2. It will be as if Jamarcus Russell landed on my team.

3. My mucous plug will fall out.

4. I'll feel like I licked a truck stop restroom floor.

5. I need my mommy!