What is something witty or inspirational to have engraved on a a little league coaches plaque?

Question

We want to put something special on the plaque for my sons coach to show our sincere appreciation

Answer 1

THIS TROPHY REPRESENTS THE HOPE THAT ALL THE PARENTAL CRUELTY YOU'VE UNDERGONE WILL NOT GO TO WASTE AND THAT AFTER YOUR BASEBALL CAREER HAS TAKEN OFF A BEAUTIFUL CABANA IN THE TROPICS IS IN STORE FOR YOUR DOTING PARENTS

Answer 2

Excellent Coach, job well done, we valued you on the team this year

God Bless you for the excellent job you did this year of coaching and for all your hard work.

God bless our great coach from the Little League's. Thanks for all the hard work.

Answer 3

And when the one Great Scorer comes to mark against your name,

He writes, not that you won or lost, but how you played the game.