What is spam fritter and light and bitter slang for?

Question

heard two chaps discussing saturday nights happenings and one chap remarked "right up 'er spam fritter" and the other guy said "oh she likes light and bitter ay" ??

Answer 1

err...well think about the fact that "spam fritter" is round with a hole in the middle.....and spam is a kind of meat....in the UK we have "cockney slang" and you can guess what it means by thinking of what it might rhyme with that makes sense...spam fritter = sh****tter = a**ss hole= a***nal s*x.

.not sure what "light and bitter" means....but sound pretty gross.

Answer 2

i think it's 5hitter slang for her rear end.

Answer 3

Spam fritter is 'rhyming slang' for her sh*tter (a**s.) People think it's witty to use a word that rhymes with a cuss word in place of the actual cuss word. Light and bitter was just someone going along with the rhyme.

So a full translation, '

Guy 1:Right up her b******e'  

Guy 2:'Oh she likes anal s*x eh?'

Never made much sense to me, unless you're near kids and you do it cryptically enough to where kids can't figure it out. Makes it seem like you're afraid to say an actual cuss word, like the preteens who use the word 'fudge' in place of.. Well, you know.

Answer 4

s**+ tter, a better quote would be 'right up the Gary Glitter'

Answer 5

its a food init?

Answer 6

s**+ tter (ar se)

Meaning they take it up the bum