What is the 1st thing Barack Obama will say on Election Night as President-Elect?

Question

What is the 1st thing Barack Obama will say on Election Night as President-Elect?

Answer 1

Hmm, either:

I WIN! (in a deep scary voice)

I PWNED YOU ***!!!!

George's reign of terror is over! Now begins my reign of TERROR!!!

Now i know how God feels!

Seriously, if you heckle me, i will kill you, i can now.

My first act! Buy the entire stock of black paint in the world, i got renovating to do!

Zimbabwe: Black President, Sudan: Black President, Kenya: Black President, yep! you guys definitely made the right choice here!

One of those maybe??

Answer 2

My first executive order will be to change the name of ToysR'Us to WeBeToysN'Sh*t.

Answer 3

One small step for American Politics one giant leap for American Culture.Not what McCourd would have you believe: You may call me Mr god. LOL

Answer 4

Congrats President McCain. May I shine your boots?

Answer 5

first thing " Hello everybody "

maybe

Answer 6

my friends, this is no joke.

Answer 7

The lyrics to the Soviet National Anthem.

Answer 8

Thank You America. Now let's get down to business.

Oh and by the way Hater's, stop dreaming,McCain doesn't have a chance. We have seen too many of the old. Yeah to the new!

Answer 9

That won't happen, but if it did, he would say:

"Oh no, what do I do now?  I'm so scared.  Help me, McCain!"

Answer 10

Hopefully he won't be saying anything except congrats to McCain as the next President.

Answer 11

ouch that assassins bullet really really hurts...gasp choke .......