What is the BEST lie you ever told to ......?

Question

get to leave school and lime with friends?? (oh gosh ah trying to include the Trini dialect challenged). Yuh know ah mean "lockulbeach" posse.

Answer 1

too many to pick just one

Answer 2

Hehe in Lower 6 I told de dean dat de history class needed photocopies made on a regular basis (which we did) and I was fully prepared to take on the responsibility of collecting the money and getting the copies done. What I left out that the fella ah was trakkin worked in de copy shop and das why I 'volunteered' fuh de job! I usta jus gone as I pleased even when ah had no copies tuh make and she never questioned it.

Answer 3

I am a follower of Mahatma Gandhi and hence no lie in my life, ha ha ha

Answer 4

I never run way from school true true .... i was a good boy in school ask anybody.

But ah tell ah police man dat meh mother in law in de hospital and in ah bad state so ah rushing to see she before she ded... daz why i break de traffic light officer, but if yuh did notice ah slow dong to check if anything was coming, yes i know at 3am man does be flying round here but ah take ah chance...ah sorry but ah under REAL pressure officer (rubbing meh head) but ah have to see she before she go.....

if yuh see de man he start to feel bad too, i nearly expect ah escort to de hospital...well if he did do dat look charge in meh ar$e

Answer 5

TS boy yuh kno dis famalee always here fuh each odda so we rallyin rong yuh in cyba space.

as to de question of de moment..... ah tink ah was ah virgin 'bout tree times. doh laugh! ah was young!

Answer 6

Oh gosh @ TS...nexx time yuh come we go go out fuh drinks.. my treat...

Sorry to hear about that :(:(... that's never easy when anyone dies, especially a child ...:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

Sorry @ Jaz..my freshman year in college my family decide to go on a family reunion without me :( & I wanted to go but I cudn't because of school... So i lie & tell my professor dat I had a death in d family ( it was someone who was already dead doh ) yuh cyah dead twice.... luckily he let me go..

Answer 7

i was a good chile, i never do dat, serious. daz why if my chirren come out so ah go cut they little tail!

im so sorry to hear that TS..

its hard having a job in those fields and still try not to let the emotion overcome u..

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hahahaha,,,,, oh gosh, oh lord!!!!!

hahaaa!!!

Lez, i choke girl! yuh nearly make cokes come out meh nose!!!

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jaz girl i serious!!

i was real coward to duck school girl, my parents had eyes all about!!!

well yuh didnt ask bout ducking class, cuz i master dat!

but to leave school girl, nah!

i had to put god out ah meh thoughts to do dat yes!!

Answer 8

Poooooossssseeeee!!!

Ah back in NJget in touch with Frigg but she friggin stand meh up cause she had a wedding to go to.  So we hooking up when ah go back dey in June.

Posse, yesterday was the worst day in woking at these hospitals. Yuh boy wok before in the ICU, PACU, ER/ED, but yesterday ah wok in the Pedis ER. Posse ah cah say much but ah accident and ah chile died.

Meh heart was heavy bad bad but ah had to suck it up an do meh job. Yeah, it hard when an adult die but ah chile Lord know that real hard.

Jus ah sorry ah run long on yuh question but ah had to share this with meh family.

Answer 9

Wow that looks good on you!

Your hair looks fantastic!

(to a certain person who loves compliments and live in an "I' world - oh and I cannot be honest or in their terms "disrespectful")

Answer 10

jaz girl, i was ah good girl, used to never ever lie to leave school.  my grandmother was living bout 15 mins away from the school, and ah had to pass by she to go home.  if i did leave school and ent pass by she, was she to deal with d next day, and meh mother to deal with in d night.  and them could reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllll talk!

TS boy, ah read yuh answer and felt the urge to cry :-( :-( its hurts your soul to know that a child died,  no matter what the situation.  come lemme give you ah virtual hug.