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What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and do atheist believe in it?

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My BF told my atheists believe in something and that it is called the Flying Spaghetti monster.

I thought it was funny. What is this flying spaghetti monster thing and do you really believe in it?

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  1. Yesterday I went to a restaurant.I ordered the usual Spaghetti  but something was really weird about it.I ate it anyway and that night the spaghetti come out of my body and it said I am the Flying Spaghetti monster and know you have got my powers.I WAS STUNNED

    But  I let go of the matter and finished my degree and one day i found that i was transformed into spaghetti.I soon realized that i could not live here anymore so I boarded a space saucer,with the help of captain meatballs.Captain meatballs knew that I was one of their kind and allowed me to marry young meatelly(a meatball).We were a happy couple but one day the ketchup giant came to my house in my absence and ate my wife and kids.Oh poor kids(cry cry cry) Oh poor onion,tomato,ginger and chilli.I found meatelly HALF EATEN.I asked her who had done it to her,she said it was the ketchup giant...................................... died in my arms.I swore to get revenge on the ketchup giant.I remembered that i had some special powers so i went to INDIA where i met Guru goat.He said that if I unleashed my true power i........i..........WOuld become the spaghetti monster.I did say the mantra and I did transform into the monster.....But i later ended up in a plate and was served to someone

    THIS IS THE LEGEND OF THE SPHAGETTI MONSTER


  2. He probably got that from watching south park.

    The church of the flying spaghetti monster is kind of like parody religion and it has nothing to do with scientology.

  3. Dont cook spaghetti in the pressure cooker and it will be ok

  4. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the deity of a parody Religion.

    Atheists don't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  5. TFSM is a metaphor.....we(atheists) say "god is like big foot, or a flying unicorn,  or Santa, or the flyingspaghetti monster. you cant prove any of them are real and you cant prove their fake"

    can i get a RAmen brothers?

  6. Bobby Henderson, a Physics Graduate of Oregon State University sent an open letter to the Kansa State board of education to protest their decision to require Intelligent Design be taught in science classes. In this he proposes that the “Pastafarianism” theory of evolution (FSM) be taught in schools alongside Science and Intelligent Design. It is kind of funny!

    However, the flying spaghetti monster argument, while trying to capitalize on a logical fallacy, is itself a logical fallacy, a straw man argument. The point of the argument is that no one can prove or disprove the existence of the being, thus, since no one can prove or disprove the existence of God, it is as ridiculous to believe in God as it is to believe in the flying spaghetti monster.

    Of course God is nothing like the spaghetti flying monster. There are no logical reasons to believe in such a being, just as there are no reasons to believe in a giant teapot orbiting the sun. However, there are reasons to believe in God and those reasons surround us; our world, personal experiences, friends and neighbors, even ourselves. I can see God in all these things. No, they do not prove God, but they do provide reasons for belief.

  7. Yes, he is all powerful

  8. Atheists, by definition believe in nothing. Otherwise they are not "a"theists they are theists.

  9. Atheism & a belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster are two different things.

    Well kinda...

    FSM is a direct response to provide an alternative to the dualist ID vs Evolution bunfight. FSM followers come from all sections of the Community - BUT not all Atheists are even interested in that particular story.

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  10. >>>My BF told my atheists believe in something and that it is called the Flying Spaghetti monster.

    Indeed

    >>>I thought it was funny.

    Not a good thought to give voice to.

    >>> What is this flying spaghetti monster thing

    THING!

    The FSM, is one of two manifestations of the supreme power, and represents all that is male, and desirable, yea, even Beer, and  Bolognese  Sauce, with Chillies, and long Noodles..

    His female manifestation, is the Invisible Pink  Unicorn, PBUH  Who represents everything else, especially those girly things like getting Pan Stick on your new $1000 Mohair suit, and the deft application of the six inch stiletto to the instep, when all you did, was glance at the couple beside you, in the middle of the last waltz

    >>>and do you really believe in it?

    Of course; How can anyone not believe in His Great Noodlyness, when surrounded by so much evidence?

    You don't think that man is capable of creating Bolognese Sauce, on his own; do you?

  11. For taking the name of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in vain you will suffer eternal torment in His fiery Lake of Bolognese Sauce!

    Repent now, unbeliever!

  12. You cannot be serious? Goodness me. Meet the almighty FSM and be touched by his noodlyness:

    http://www.venganza.org/

    Hang on - weren't you the one just asking why atheists were in R&S because we don't believe in anything? Doesn't this question completely contradict your other one?

  13. theres a search bar beneth the ansewr tab, search for it!

  14. An athiest doesn't believe in any type of god, therefore no they don't believe in FSM.

    People who believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster are Believers!

  15. Of course. But you have to be enlightened and sauce-filled to understand.

  16. It's from South Park, which means your BF watches South Park and also emulates it.

    Which is ridiculous, considering that South Park makes a mockery of just about everything, including the people who emulate it.

    edit: Oh, you sad b******s, you actually believe they didn't create it?

  17. Wikipedia it.. will give you all the answers!! Tis hilarious!! It's actually a real religion but one made up by Atheists. Basically it's made to prove that god can be anything imaginable, even a flying spaghetti monster who created this flawed earth after a big night of drinking!

    Read up on it, it's hilarious! Atheists dont BELIEVE in it but use it as a case against religious folk but tis something fun that can be observed

  18. your boyfriends a christian extremist and is jealous of atheist freedom.... he'll probably turn into a suicide bomber, so be careful

  19. Atheist DO NOT believe in the flying spaghetti monster. it is an example used by atheists to counter the christian argument that "you cannot prove that god doesnt exist" the response is that you cannot prove that the flying spaghetti monster doesnt exist either but that doesnt mean that it DOES exist.

    basically it is just to highlight the fact that you cant disprove a negative.

  20. You know, FSM is real, unlike your god

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spag...

  21. Same as santy Claus, Tooth fairy,Easter bunny

  22. I'm a heretic, I believe in its existence, but I don't accept its devine substance.

  23. NO of course atheists do not believe in it!

    It's something they pretend to believe in as a sort of joke. It'S a believe that is about as likely to be true as any other religion - just that this time even the most deviant christian will see its not true. Ergo showing that other religions are, too, untrue.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spag...

  24. yes plz dont laugh at my beliefs it hurts my feelings and ill pray his noodly goodness reaches down and touches u in ur life like he has mine!

    RAmen

  25. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a made-up God.

    However, the FSM  (as He is known for short)  has every bit as much validity as the gods of the Bible or the Qur'an.

    Atheists don't believe in the literal existence of the FSM, but instead mention Him to point out the absurdity of other religions.

  26. You must be zipped up the back lol

  27. YOUR BF IS BLESSED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE !!!

    idk this is relig here...  

  28. It's from a south park episode and was made up to make fun of theist beliefs

  29. It is the rotting carcas of Colonel Sanders

  30. The spaghetti monster does have a wikipedia entry.  I don't believe in it, but it's just as philosophically sound as most other religions.

  31. I think they do. I heard this is the prayer they  say:

    Hail, pasta 1 2 3 meatballs watch over me. In my mouth and over my gums look out stomach here it comes. They pray it about 3 times a day more if their constipated. They do get that way sometimes because they also have to eat bananas when they sin. They have some sort of a chart, so many bananas for certain sins. It would take too long to get into all the details now.. I'm just going to stick with Christianity. The truth, The way, The light.

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