"I took a trip to Ontario one time and I got off the plane and some guy said, Hey Wes, you should really take a ride on the Goat Train. What! Goat Train? Why the h**l would I want to get on a train full of goats? You know, Back in Alberta we make our goats walk, or we would let 'em take a bus, or maybe a cab, but certainly don't give 'em there own mass transit system for god's sake!"
From "The Toronto Song (2001 version)", Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.
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