What is the Heartland Institute's stance on gravity?

Question

What is the Heartland Institute's stance on gravity?

Answer 1

It's a liberal conspiracy to take away our rights, tax us, and make Al Gore rich.  Al Gore and Issac Newton planned it all out under an apple tree one day in the late 17th century.

Answer 2

It's a left wing plot to hold us all down.

By the way, did you want to post this in global warming?

Answer 3

it's caused by 'turtlitron' particles, which produce the appearance of gravity by attracting the earth to the back of the turtle.

Answer 4

ummm,  i think they're loading their pockets up with stones.

so they'll be the last to  "GO".  ;-)

Answer 5

It's just an unproven theory.  Nobody can predict whether we'll remain on the surface of the Earth or if we'll go flying off into space in the future!

Answer 6

Gravity is real, but the commonly accepted definition (for which there is NO scientific consensus) - that any two bodies are attracted to each other by a "force" - is patently false. Many of our experts confirm that gravity is in fact just the natural tendency of all things to fall "down". This has been proven by numerous brave Viking crews, who plunged to their death over the edge of the earth in the name of science.

Besides, it's all natural cycles. Next you'll be saying that humans caused the economy.