What is the UK/worldwide news/entertainment summary for the last fortnight please?

Question

Just got back off holiday and did not keep up with current events whilst away.

I feel blue, the weather here sucks ***!

Answer 1

That's what holidays are all about. Switching off from reality.

Erm, Russia are going to Nuke Poland if Georgia DARE join NATO. Paul Gadd the Paedophile previously knowns as Gary Glitter is back on our shores. Some dik'ead has lost a memory stick with the details of 84,000 UK Prisoners on it. We have 18 Gold medals in the Olympics. Madeleine McCann is still missing - No new information has come to light...

Thats my summary.

Answer 2

Watch the Olympics - once you realise how well we are doing there, you will feel more cheerful

Try www.bbc.co.uk

Answer 3

ITV NEWS

www.itv.com/news