What is the Wittiest tee-shirt you have ever seen?

Question

A question just reminded me. I knew a guy that had a shirt with "Vidi, Vici, Veni" written on it. (I saw, I conquered, I came). A bit crude and boastful perhaps, but witty nonetheless.

Any other nominations?

Answer 1

see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, have no fun!

Answer 2

it was on a extremely large man and said..." i have the body of a god....shame it"s a buddha ", i laughed for days...

Answer 3

Baby t-shirt:

"Heineken don't make babies, but if they did I'd probably be the best baby in the world!"

Answer 4

Some people are only alive because it is against the law to kill them.

Answer 5

one tick is better than three _ .

[smth like that-.-]

nike. adidas. get it?

[one tick is better than three lines]

Answer 6

- better make more than i can spend

- it's not easy being easy

-your boyfriend and i make a nice couple

-let's flip a coin what are the chances of getting head

-to all you bitc*** with my name in your mouth do what you do best and swallow it

-focus on your own drama i can handle mine

-make sure it's a cow before you milk it

that's all i got right now

Answer 7

If at first you don't succeed,

skydiving's not for you

Answer 8

I have two that I like ; I`m with stupid ---->

and Pikey (nike swoosh) just nick it

Answer 9

After Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince came out I saw this one and nearly laughed my head off:

"Dumbledore dies on page 642. There. I just saved you 8 hours and 27.95."

Answer 10

I have one that says "I'm fabing fuckulous!"

They really don't put the effort in they used to...

Answer 11

Some i've owned

" Yor just jelous the little voices are talking to me"

"Do i look like a people person to you" with grim reaper on it

"Warning next mood swing 3 minutes"

"Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon"

"Madness takes it toll, please have correct change ready"

Answer 12

single, wanna mingle? an trust me i'm naughtier than i look!!

Answer 13

kids t-shirt....if you think i'm cute, you should see my dad!

Answer 14

i saw one saying pick flowers not knifes

Answer 15

there was a woman with a pentium five logo...and it said: tampax inside

now that made me laugh a lot!!! get it? instead of pentium inside...

this one is really cute: if flowers were friends...I'd pick you!!

I thought of something else bt it was actually a poster:

Jesus loves you

Everybody else thinks you're an a**hole!

Answer 16

have you got tickets to the gun show.

Answer 17

a biker had a t-shirt on the back read IF YOU CAN READ THIS....THE ***** FELL OFF!

Answer 18

on an man's tee-shirt

    ^

The man

The Legend

    \/

Answer 19

fat people are hard to kidnap...well it made me laugh

Answer 20

not all of them are witty but most of them can bring  a smile on your face :

- home fu*king is killing prostitution

- This Aint A Beer Belly Its A Fuel Tank For A s*x Machine

- I (heart) YOU - and in the heart it said - really just wanna have s*x with so it read - I REALLY JUST WANNA HAVE s*x WITH YOU

This one is quite .. you'll see :

on the t-shirt there's a hand tossing a coin  and it says :

heads or tails ?

heads - you give me some tail

tails - you give me some head :))

on a girls t-shirt -  " trEAT ME right "

- Strangers Have The Best Candy  with a bottle of pills on the t-shirt

-s*x With Goats Isn't Wrong, Its Just Baaaaad

Just Two Women Away From A THREESOME

a rude one -

WIFE (Wash, Iron, F*ck, Etc.)

and a lot more that i can't think of right now

Answer 21

saw a guy on tv that worked in a steakhouse, his blood red shirt read like this;

MEAT IS MURDER

....tasty, tasty murder

Answer 22

I love almost all the ones from http://www.snorgtees.com

They're funny.

=)