What is the all time best Chuck Norris joke?

Question

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

Answer 1

if you like Chuck Norris jokes, go to http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Answer 2

When Chuck Norris does push-ups.. he pushes the world down

Only Chuck Norris can stop Forest fires

Chuck Norris's muscles are sprayed on.. hehe

Answer 3

Who's Chuck Norris?  

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(lol -- that was the joke!)

Answer 4

when the chuck norris goes to sleep he doesn't look for the boggy man the boggy man looks for chuck norris

chuck norris doesn't read books he just stares them down until they give him the answers he wants

there is no evolution, just the animals chuck norris let loose

chuck norris doesnt have a mustache it is just some of his hair trying to run away from his face

there is no control button on chuck norris computer because chuck norris is in control

(srry if im giving to many, 1 more)

chuck norris doesnt need to kill two birds with one stone, cause as soon as the birds see chuck norris they kill themselfs.

Answer 5

When Chuck norris is working out he isn't pushing up he is pushing the world down

Answer 6

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

=D

Answer 7

Knock knock

Whos there?

Chuck

Chuck who?

Chuck Norris

Man it was really hard for me to type this because i was laughing so hard.

Answer 8

Chuck Norris went to McDonald's  and ask for breakfast but got turned away. So he went out and gave the McDonald's a roundhouse and turned it into a Wendy's.

The Devil didnt go down to Georgia looking for a few souls. Chuck Norris went to h**l and kicked him out.

Chuck Norris can kill 50cents  with one bullet.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane out of the sky by just pointing his finger and saying bang.

Superman wears Chuck Norris underoo's to bed.

Behind Chuck Norris' beard is another fist.

Chuck Norris sued NBC for the naming rights they have for their show Law & Order.Thats name for his left and right legs.

Answer 9

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris has a nightlight in his room, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris goes in water he doesn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norris.

Answer 10

Cuck Norris Doesn't Get Hit By A Car, The Car Gets Hit By Chuck Norris!!!!