What is the answer? and it's not get married.

Question

If you do it once it's good but, if you do it twice in the same day it's a criminal offence.

Answer 1

did you ditch the first one first? do they know about each other?  I do not think it is criminal ..  

Answer 2

Lying for good reason is good but twice it is criminal offence. So always keep your heart in a good conscience.  

Answer 3

knock one out

Answer 4

As long as you dont get caught then you have nothing to worry about!!

Answer 5

no offense but, there is a section for this and its called the jokes and riddles section. the problem is that forums are becoming filled with irrelevant questions and it takes u 10 minutes to find, say, an actual philosophy question.

Answer 6

Lovely question but I cant think  will wait for answer

Answer 7

Use a sunbed if you're under sixteen.

Answer 8

Travel on a single ticket.

Answer 9

Vote?  :)