What is the answer to this Joke?

Question

Hello. First person to answer correctly gets Best Answer. The Joke? "You're driving down the ocean. You hit a bump and one of the wheels falls of the Jet Skis. How many pancakes does it take to re-shingle a Dog House?" Yes. That is how it goes. First to answer me correctly gets 12 points total. 2 for answering, 10 for best. Have fun trying to answer.

Answer 1

12 ... they're large pancakes

Answer 2

It will take 69 kittens, a scientist, and 42 kilograms of pancake mixture.

Answer 3

Dont know people see if you can get the answer to this one!!

You are driving a bus and at the first stop 17 people get on and 5 people get off

at the second stop every passanger gets off and one man in a black cloak gets on the bus he pays his busfair and sits down like a normal passanger, at the next stop he gets off the bus and 5 passangers get on then the buss's brakes stop working and the bus falls down a cliff

only 3 of 5 passangers live the other two die

What colours are the bus drivers eyes?

Answer 4

You don't use pancakes to reshingle a Dog House, you use watermelon rinds. You use 2 or 15 watermelon rinds depending on whether or not the flys got to the potato salad.

Answer 5

62 Penguins :) ( I think the answer is just a random answer because the question was random)  

edit:  first you can hit a bump its called a sandbar and second you don't have wheels on a jetski

Answer 6

answer to john s, the drivers eye are blue, as it was me driving. lol cant work the other question out but bet its easy. me just thick

Answer 7

u cont hit a bump in a ocean~~!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 8

J: Jet ski

W: Wheel

x: Number of pancakes

H: Hole in Doghouse.

So...

J-W*x=H....

But we all know algebra is easier with just the one variable. So....

1-1x=1

Okay subtract the one from both sides

-1x=0

Divide by negative X.

-X= -1/0

But we can't have a negative X!!!!

I guess we have to: Multiply by Reciprocal (?)

X=1/0

BUT WAIT!

You can't have fractions with zero as a denominator. It is not a "legal fraction".... It's just undefined....

Greattt.... now I'll never fix the hole in that doghouse.... I'm driving my row boat next time.

And if I'm driving the bus...they're BLUE eyes!! haha