What is the appropriate angle for me to bend my tin foil hat if I want to get into contact with aliens?

Question

I saw an alien once in my head when I closed my eyes. It looked like the traditional kind of big headed big eyed alien. It was pretty cool. I want to be able to get into contact with aliens again. I figure that the new tin foil hat I made the other day would be perfect as a communication device, but I don't really know what angle I should bend the corner of my hat so as to initiate contact.

Answer 1

Make sure the foil is tangential to your head.

Answer 2

you don't need tinfoil, only a little papaya

Answer 3

You do not need a tin foil hat for that.I will just get some of my aliens friends to stop by you house some time and give you a fright in the night.Happy dreams.

Answer 4

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! i'm hoping this is a joke! if so this was extreamily funny and i have never laughed this hard in my life, but if not then you need some serious help! i'll consider it a joke, and it is a good one!

EDIT: here's a nice responce: how about making contact with the nearest mental facility instead! i crack myself up sometimes...

Answer 5

What is WRONG with you people?

Tin foil hats?

How many of you rush out there and make a hat from Reynolds Wrap?  IT'S ALUMINUM, YOU FOOLS!

If you want to make a TINFOIL hat, you gotta use TIN!

Get on the ball, folks, the saucer is due on Monday!

Answer 6

42°, obviously.

Answer 7

It is my fault, the last time i saw him i cut off his antennas. I'm sorry but i cant afford a TV converter box, and i get a lot more channels now. I have some spare parts for sale on eBay if any body is interested. If it wasn't for the polar shift we had about ten years ago your hat would work fine. You could try to go to the opposite side of our planet. Your hat mite just work fine there.

Answer 8

There are two possibilities here.

a) Zingo Deeble of the planet Seeyobo always suggested a tin to base metal ration of 1:4.67 for the foil, and if you are reasonably close to that, an angle of 45 degrees is recommended. If you can get some, a layer of elk-fat inside the tin foil helps reception, but is messy on the hair-line.

b) Check the tin-foil for small black dots BEFORE putting it on your head. The dots are aliens from Coonoptual4 and are the reason for the images in your head. Prolonged exposure can cause the temperature in your brain to rise instantaneously to 3,000 degrees on the Coonop Scale - this is not recommended.