What is the best 'baja'(fertilizer) to grow my hair?

Question

What is the best 'baja'(fertilizer) to grow my hair?

Answer 1

Squid ink... and your hair will come out smooth, shiny, silky etc

Answer 2

yaya's p**p.

i heard its all over the place.

jk...jk...

Answer 3

our kids p**p..

yaiks...........................

u use dugong's sh.it la..sure werk one..

Answer 4

I heard that bullshit works quite well,

good luck grandpa..

Answer 5

Depends. Do you prefer organic or hydroponic hair ?

Answer 6

Neril

Answer 7

taik kambing

ayn..cis..u've been drugged by Ketum..lol..he kinda 'pissed off' with my answer lol...(stand and run while defecating)

Answer 8

snake oil....which is extracted from the amazon forest snakes..care ful not to be noticed by the cannibals...lol

and never take a swim in the river ( piranha s) ...

Answer 9

The 1st male virgin urine in the morning.

Answer 10

tahi ketam biang ..

Answer 11

better botak like mr krab

Answer 12

rambutan

Answer 13

u can stick those from ur armpit. all u need is some patience. 1 hair per day by the end of the year u have 365!

great right!

how about 2 years that will be 730!

Answer 14

no need lah.. after all.. bald is beautiful...haha

Answer 15

Put back what your own body discarded - night soil !

Answer 16

try rabbit ****....my mom using it for her chili plan

Answer 17

none you got radioactive on you head surface ..

Answer 18

minyak kelapa hehe...

Answer 19

Aloe vera

Answer 20

YUN NAM HAIR CARE!!

EFFECTIVE!!

Answer 21

^

at last you remove the weird looking wig!

may i recommend my ninja's baja urine?

it might work perfectly well on your head..