What is the best Chuck Norris joke you have ever heard?

Question

What is the best Chuck Norris joke you have ever heard?

Answer 1

just like adam c's..........

where he killed the cat!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 2

My favorite is still    Curiosity killed the cat, Chuck Norris killed curiosity.

Answer 3

Maybe not the best, but I like it..

Chuck Norris does not own a house, he just walks into random houses and the people move.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

There is is "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer, because Chuck Norris is the one in control.

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Answer 4

The children check under their bed from the boogey man

The boogey man checks under his bed for chuck norris

And chuck norris checks under his bed

for  

MEEEEEEE!

Answer 5

Chuck Norris is suing NBC for infringing on the names of his left and right legs: Law and Order.

Answer 6

Did you know, once a man filed a case against chuck norris?

It was a case of "ATTEMPT OF MURDER"

chuck got a clear cut because everyone knows chuck doesn't ATTEMPT any murder...