What is the best Mike Tyson quote of all time?

Question

He is really dumb but also really smart

Answer 1

The only one I don't see mentioned already is " He punches like a f***ing mule kicks!" Live on HBO, after the Razor Ruddock fight.

Answer 2

"I"m going to F|_| Ck you until you love me f*g.g.0t"  

That is my favorite quote of all time, not just Tyson's quotes, but ever. They should write that on the dollar bill.

           The United States of America

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I'm going to F|_| ck you until you love me f*g.g.0t

                               One Dollar

              hahahahahahahaahahahah :)

Answer 3

Mike Tyson is a very quotable guy.  He said some really brilliant things("I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me."),  some really bizarre things (" When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy c**p - people shouldn't read that stuff.") and some very funny things("I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.")

But my favorite quote is:

"I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm. "

That is vintage Tyson!

Answer 4

i'm gonna eat your ear, it tastes better than chicken,,, chicken feed! you chicken, f_ck up!

Answer 5

It tastes just like chicken.

Answer 6

My personal favorite is when he was asked what he was asked what he was going to do after boxing...

"Maybe I'll just fade into bolivian."

Answer 7

im the baddest  guy in the planet

Answer 8

"ill eat your children"

Answer 9

There are just too many good ones to pick a favorite.

http://kjkolb.tripod.com/homepage/mikety...

Answer 10

I'LL BE BACK

Answer 11

"Everybody has a gameplan until they get hit!"

Answer 12

There are so many its hard to pick one but this one comes to mind ...“I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”