What is the best advice you have ever been given? Mine was not to pee against an electric fence, but perhaps?

Question

some are deeper than that.

Answer 1

There are2 pts my father gave me and 3 from my first Sen-sei

My father said to pay my des or I would pay my dues and to do something right the first time so it doesn't follow you home.

My Sen-sei taught me,by action:

Don't be there

Don't go there

There does not exist.

These are like Mantras to me and have never failed me when applied.

Answer 2

Don't moon your cellmate.

Answer 3

My one was similar.Never l**k an electric fence.But most electric fences I have come across wouldn't do much anyhow.

Answer 4

    Other timely tips: Don't tell your bosses' wife she doesn't sweat much for a fat person. Never tell your boss you thought he was quite a wit but found out you were only half right.Never ask a friend if they were ever a poster child for Planned Parenthood.Never ask women if they are pregnant or just gaining weight.If someone tells you they have just had a face lift, don't ask if they have a good lawer.Lastly, if you pee against an electric fence and you are a man, cancel your ED prescription. If you are a woman, sell your vibrator.

Answer 5

don't **** where you eat.   Can be taken many different ways.