What is the best animal to eat on a date?

Question

COBOLAR guide to eating out suggests beaver smothered in light underware sauce, and while it is my favorite please let me know what you like... Serious answers only please.

Mmmmm... Beeeeaver....

Answer 1

Wild equine served au jus.

Answer 2

Iguana is pretty saucy ...

Or a nice big saucy sausage .....

Answer 3

I would say Veggie burgers ; that way you can;t get in trouble for eating octopus or another Delicious brand of fish.and broccoli flowerettes ...

Answer 4

I agree but it does lead to another followup question, when eating vegetables, what do you do with the wheelchair?

Answer 5

Cameltoe, medium rare (virgin on rare) smothered in first date sauce  with a side of fishy fingers, washed down with Chateau la Feet.    

The entire meal served a la duble entendre.

Answer 6

fruitcake.

Answer 7

Havent you eaten a lot of vegetables too?

Answer 8

Dangit! I was going to suggest you eat each other!!!

Answer 9

Peking duck or tofurkey!

Answer 10

Mmmmmm.... Agreed.

Answer 11

You're at it again ......the clouds are forming and a dark shadow falls over the land of the Retardos, while a blizzard from the north will strike soon to delete yet another mighty fine warriors account on the round tables of Camelot. Yahoo the wizard with no sense of whatsoever will come and sing you the song.......

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty,

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

Answer 12

Tofu

Answer 13

Don't eat her canine companion.