What is the best chuck norris joke?

Question

best one=best answer

Answer 1

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Answer 2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM...

Answer 3

*Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

*There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris decided to let live.

*Some people like to eat frog legs. Chuck Norris likes lizard legs, hence- Snakes

*Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

*Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he only needs to knock over one pin and the other nine just faint.

*There is no such thing as global warming, Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the sun.

*Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.

Answer 4

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Answer 5

check out a clip on youtube.com it is called: The ultmate showdown of ultmate destiny.It is not all about chuck but it has him and is hillairious!

Answer 6

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he WAITS.

Answer 7

When Chuck Norris goes to give blood, he refuses the syringe and instead asks for a hand gun and a bucket :P

The infinite question of - "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was answered when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris is NOT lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he does not lift himself up, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris invented the entire colour spectrum, except pink, Tom Cruise invented pink..

Chuck Norris played russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won :)

Answer 8

Giraffes were created when Chuck norris upper cutted a Horse

Answer 9

When the Boogey man goes to bed, he checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.

Superman wears Chuck Norris Boxers.

Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."  

Answer 10

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.