What is the best colour pet rats to keep in the kitchen of my resturant?

Question

I was thinking plain brown ones as then if the health inspector finds a wild one we can say not to worry it is one of our pet ones that is having exersise outside its cage.

After all this is the year of the rat

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Answer 1

Dye them all different colors.  The health inspector will think he is hallucinating.

Answer 2

It would depend on what type of food you serve in your restaurant, if it's french they should be blue, white and red stipes (with small black beatnic hat) If it's Indian, red paprika colours would work, English food would look good with union jack dyed rats and if it's chinese........well, does it matter about the colour? They all end up sweet and sour anyway....